We're So Back
Apologies for the incredibly lonnnnng hiatus — as the Gen Zers say, “We’re so back” or is it now “We’re so UP?” I can’t keep track of their lingo as an elder Millennial, but I am kicking and screaming trying to stay young…. also though please don’t ask me to use “rizz” in a sentence, I don’t want to embarrass myself.
Hope everyone is surviving and thriving and all the things — if you need a quick hit of dopamine please watch this video of me meeting Jonathan Bailey (from “Wicked” and “Bridgerton") and forcing him to sign the face of a Funko doll.
Next, I wanted to let you know I’ve collected a whole bunch of terrible dating experiences to relaunch (i.e., post regularly) my Substack! I have collected a wild amount of terrible doozy-ish stories, including a crying/screaming/throwing up break up on Valentine's Day at THE trendiest LA restaurant, an encounter with a compulsive liar who may actually be a IRL serial killer, officially getting the ick for my ex as he stood in placenta bath water where his baby was born, and even an official years-in-the-making breakup with a toxic married man…
I hope you will share and comment and help me grow my readers so I know I’m bringing joy to at least SOMEONE in this world… Stay tuned for more awful dating stories! Make sure you and the besties are subscribed!
Also, a quick disclaimer: While all these stories are unfortunately absolutely real, the names have been changed to protect the identities of these idiots. If you feel like the story resembles someone you might currently be dating, meet me in the “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” Los Angeles Facebook group…